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		'Having one of those days?' advertising Having one of those days? Someone at the offive giving you the hump? Got rained on at lunch? Hair? Him? And that? Don't worry, girls. Just relax on a big, snuggly sofa with a steaming mug of hot chocolate (lo-cal, natch!) and think about scrummy guys, etc, etc. With adverts for products aimed primarily at females aged 20-35, you can virtually hear the brains of lumpen creatives filling in the cliché boxes with a big lazy tick: okay ... vulnerable, likes snuggling up, 'having one of those days?', shake it all off with ... bubbles, thinking about scrummy guys, lo-cal hot chocolate ... pamper pamper, more hot chocolate, mmmm, steamy and warm, mmmm, bubbles, luxuriant bubble bath absolutely everywhere ... 'having one of those days?' ... more bubbles. Candles! Bish bash bosh. Right! Lunchy?
				Some shit things: Prince Andrew Bratz Charity, Trips of a lifetime for Che Guevara merchandise Citybreaks ‘Contemporary’, the word Football pundits 'Having one of those days?' advertising James Blunt Lemsip Richard Littlejohn, gays constantly sharking after Some clips from the audiobook: Delicatessen counters at supermarkets Election planes Global warming sceptics Interactive media Nu-snobbery